When the final building has crumbled to dust and cockroaches rule the Earth and Ted Cruz finally grows a spine, one rule will still hold true:
“I want to publicly say you’re a genius.”
“@punchlinecopy!!!! I want to publicly say you’re a genius. I bought your day, and am blown away by the quality and quantity of what you accomplished.”
Adrienne Barnes Best Buyer Persona
Businesses that worked with me + liked it:
Businesses that worked with me + didn’t like it:
For more haha and less blah blah
Weekly 1:1 Pairing Calls
The full done-WITH-you experience. A weekly half-hour of pairing on your actual marketing (homepage rewrites, lifecycle emails, LinkedIn posts), plus async support between calls. Especially good for solo founders who know they need to ship more marketing.
Deliverables:
I am already super grateful to have your eyes on this. Brilliant! ; )
– Olivia Martinez, LadySuite
Anything You Want, Baby* *Except for that.
Weaponize my weird brain for a day. Landing page copy, email strategy and flow copy, audits, taglines, campaign ideas — you name it, I can do it (or, even more valuable, I can tell you why I wouldn’t recommend doing it).
Deliverables:
I gotta say, what John Mayer is to guitars, you are to copy. A master at your craft. I can tell already that I will have very few notes or requests. I do have one follow up question already though. When can I work with you again?
– Cameron Brown, Einstein Moving Co.
4+ Pages of SaaS Website Copy
Weaponize my weird brain for a week. We’ll crush your new SaaS website copy together — in-depth calls where I pull the brilliant insights out of your big ol’ brain, then irrefutably “you” copy that sticks in readers’ minds like a Wet Willy.
Deliverables:
Still early to get real numbers, but it is obvious that since booking Lianna for a week, signups and conversions went up! (by a lot)
– Michael Koper, Nusii
AKA "I don't see what I want. Can we talk about it?"
Hop on a call
No, I will not sit on you for money.
Yes, I have been asked.
I read this when I feel shitty about myself. Enjoy!
