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Knockout Email Onboarding Optimization
Is your email onboarding sequence delivering lackluster results?
Let me pop open the hood and see what’s going wrong.
This service includes a detailed review and copy + UX optimization suggestions for up to 6 onboarding emails.
You’ll get actionable feedback on everything from email delivery timing to subject lines, content, layout, graphics, and opportunities to connect more deeply with your readers.
Make sure your onboarding emails are exciting, informative, and valuable to your readers.
Otherwise, why even bother emailing them?
Get your custom conversion copy
Punchline Conversion Copy works with businesses interested in finding a voice that doesn’t put your audience to sleep (unless you’re selling euthanasia).
Punchline specializes in:
- Humor copy
- Landing and lead-generation pages
- Website copy
- Sales pages
- Email drip campaigns
I especially love working with ecommerce and SaaS businesses, because y’all know how to party.
by filling out this so-fast-your-head-will-spin inquiry
If you must… “Pick My Brain”
Not sure about the scope of your project? Just need a quick answer to a single burning copy question? Want to grow up to be just like me?
Let’s talk about what’s on your mind.
(Normally, this involves copywriting and/or marketing, though I can also speak on the following topics: Best Netflix shows to binge-watch, how many calories are in those gummy vitamins, whether or not you really should go to your high school reunion.)
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