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Feeling a bit boggled by all that’s expected of you and your marketing department?
You know you need a new website, or you should start blogging–but you’ve got limited time and you don’t know where to start.
Sit down with me for an hourlong strategy session. We’ll talk about your audience, your goals, and what success looks like for you.
We’ll also talk about action steps, because what good is talking if you don’t come away knowing exactly what to do next?
Your session comes with a handy report including a recap of our discussion; tools you can use and steps you should take; and my recommendations for what to prioritize.
Take a full week to think it over and ask any questions you have (no additional fees).
Knockout Email Onboarding Optimization
Is your email onboarding sequence delivering lackluster results?
Let me pop open the hood and see what’s going wrong.
This service includes a detailed review and copy + UX optimization suggestions for up to 6 onboarding emails.
You’ll get actionable feedback on everything from email delivery timing to subject lines, content, layout, graphics, and opportunities to connect more deeply with your readers.
Make sure your onboarding emails are exciting, informative, and valuable to your readers.
Otherwise, why even bother emailing them?
Get your custom conversion copy
Punchline Conversion Copy works with businesses interested in finding a voice that doesn’t put your audience to sleep (unless you’re selling euthanasia).
Punchline specializes in:
- Humor copy
- Landing and lead-generation pages
- Website copy
- Sales pages
- Email drip campaigns
We especially love working with comedy theaters and tech and SaaS startups, because y’all know how to party.
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Book a one-on-one chat
Don’t need a Roadmapping Session, but not sure what your custom copy should include?
Let’s talk about what’s on your mind.
(Normally, this involves copywriting and/or marketing, though I can also speak on the following topics: Best Netflix shows to binge-watch, how many calories are in those gummy vitamins, whether or not you really should go to your high school reunion.)
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