Products I made just for you
Email Copy Punchup – $257
Are your emails delivering lackluster results?
Let me pop open the hood and see what’s going wrong.
This line-by-line Email Copy Punchup infuses your existing email copy with personality AND improves its chances of converting your readers.
I’ll rewrite your email to…
- Add jokes, warmth, and personality
- Improve clarity and strengthen calls to action
- Help you build a stronger relationship with readers
If you know your emails are more meh than magnificent, an Email Punchup is just what you need.
Landing Page Punchup – $997
You don’t want your landing page to sound like everyone else’s. That’s bad for conversion… and for your pride.
Landing pages that are built to convert + written for real people (who laugh, cry, yell, and fart) deliver better results–meaning more money in your pockets!
This Landing Page Copy Punchup includes a detailed review and GoogleDoc rewrite of your existing landing page copy.
Using information you provide about your page goals, brand, and audience, I’ll strengthen the page’s headlines, body copy, and calls to action. I’ll also spice it up with just the right amount of humor. 😉
Your new, ready-to-implement copy will include explanations of structure, messaging, and tone so you know exactly how it will work on your readers.
Get your custom conversion copy
Punchline Conversion Copy works with businesses interested in finding a voice that doesn’t put your audience to sleep (unless you’re selling euthanasia).
Punchline specializes in:
- Humor copy
- Landing and lead-generation pages
- Website copy
- Sales pages
- Email drip campaigns
I especially love working with ecommerce and SaaS businesses, because y’all know how to party.
by filling out this so-fast-your-head-will-spin inquiry
If you must… “Pick My Brain”
Not sure about the scope of your project? Just need a quick answer to a single burning copy question? Want to grow up to be just like me?
Let’s talk about what’s on your mind.
(Normally, this involves copywriting and/or marketing, though I can also speak on the following topics: Best Netflix shows to binge-watch, how many calories are in those gummy vitamins, whether or not you really should go to your high school reunion.)
Use the widget to book your one-on-one chat through Clarity, or shoot me an email through Harbor.