Rejection Form Letter for Former Flames

Happy Monday! Use it if you need it.


Dear Sir or Madam:

While we certainly appreciate your prior patronage of our services in the [month/s] of [year], we must inform you that our ability to communicate in a sexy fashion with you has come to an end.

As we did not enter into a contract or other mutual agreement to “keep in touch,” we must ask you to cease [emailing/texting/sending inappropriate Snapchats].

Please note that as we are now engaged in other obligation/s, any further attempt by you to contact us will result in public Internet scorn by us and/or our associates (colloquially, “friends”).

Very truly yours,

Former Recipient of Your Sometimes-Affections

TL;DR:

thanks but no

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